A man on a mission………with a moose

As I spent 45 minutes Friday night trying to deflate my church's inflatable VBS moose, it occured to me that I must have missed the portion of my education that offered tips on moose inflataion and deflation. In 8 years of Bible college and seminary, I've yet to run in to that class. I wonder what other important things that are pertinent to ministry I may have missed?